1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,680 CRASSUS: Ladies and gentlemen,what we are building here 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,600 will not just be another luxury apartment block. 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,280 No, no, no. 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:17,280 Number one, the forum will standas an iconic and urban landmark 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,080 for centuries, if not millennia, to come. 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,640 Mhm. 7 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,240 Clad entirely in marble,and situated in the vibrant 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,200 Aventine district, our spacioussuites let you experience life 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,680 in a multicultural, mixed-income community 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,640 within the safety of a gatedcomplex with 24 hour security. 11 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,840 And despite some resistancefrom small-minded neighborhood 12 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,000 groups, our friends in the Senate 13 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,760 have thankfully confirmedthat this development will 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,000 be a huge boost to the local area, 15 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,080 and drastically improve the quality of life 16 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,240 for local residents. 17 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,120 Whoa! 18 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,040 [thuds] 19 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,200 [gasps] 20 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,520 MAN: What was that? 21 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,920 Probably just some plebs, mucking about. 22 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,240 [laughs] You know what they're like. 23 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,560 Fuck, no. 24 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,960 [MUSIC - JULIAN, PROPHET, "WHEN IN ROME"] 25 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,600 [SINGING] Yeah! 26 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,480 When in Rome, do as the Romans do. 27 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:17,600 Far from home, all I got is you. 28 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,560 This is so brutal, isn't it? 29 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,920 To lose your best friend like that. 30 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,600 Yeah, thanks, he really is. 31 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,320 I actually meant me. 32 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,280 He was my best friend too. 33 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,320 At least we got each other, eh? 34 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,040 Yeah, at least there's that. 35 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,000 You want to cuddle? 36 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,440 No, thank you. 37 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,040 How you holding up, fella? 38 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,520 Oh, you know. 39 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,480 Come for eating. 40 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,480 Classic. 41 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,320 I did the same when me dog died. 42 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:42,880 Really stuffed my face. 43 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,360 Mostly with dog food, 'causeI had so much left over. 44 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,600 All right. any good? 45 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,040 No, it's revolting. 46 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,840 But it did make my pubes thick and shiny. 47 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:50,760 Oh. 48 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:51,920 I might I give it a try. 49 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,960 Grumio? 50 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,480 What the hell is all this? 51 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,160 You told me to sort out aspread, so you're welcome. 52 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,520 I said nibbles. 53 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:00,800 Not whole rotisserie chickens. 54 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,720 You can nibble anything, mate. 55 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,040 And I thought I'd give Stylax a proper sendoff. 56 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,000 It's what he would've wanted. 57 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,200 Hardly. 58 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,400 This is very much what you wanted. 59 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,400 Any overlap is pure coincidence. 60 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,000 Salut, boys. 61 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:13,920 Loving the venison. 62 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,280 The-- OK, terrific. 63 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,080 All right then,landlord, have to come in. 64 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,000 Oh, wouldn't have missed it. 65 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,560 Wanted to pay my respects. 66 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,560 Stylax is gone. 67 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:23,840 But he lives on in our hearts. 68 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,920 Well, thank you. 69 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:25,920 That's very kind. 70 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,400 And in the rental agreement. 71 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,000 So don't expect a discountjust because your flatmate 72 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,120 is, well, even flatter. 73 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,640 Of course not. Why would I? 74 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,720 So sorry for your loss. 75 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,640 Flavia. 76 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,800 Ah, thanks for coming. 77 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,720 Not at all. 78 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,920 I love funerals. 79 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,640 It's where I met three of my husbands. 80 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,040 And black is very slimming, of course. 81 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,040 Right. 82 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,360 Well, I'm glad you're coping. 83 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,280 I'm not. 84 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,480 I'm deeply moved. 85 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,240 I mean, poor shredder, that beautiful, 86 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:53,400 stupid, gorgeous, gormless face,crushed beyond recognition. 87 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,120 And how awful for you,copier, to lose your friend 88 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,960 and your job in one fell swoop. 89 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,120 My job? 90 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,360 What-- what? 91 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,920 Well, as a pair, you were tolerable. 92 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,520 Shredder's smooth featuressoftened your jagged edges. 93 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,200 Without him by your side, I'm afraid it's-- 94 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,360 it's all too much. - No. 95 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,240 No, no, no, no, no. 96 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,360 You can't do this. 97 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,680 I mean, what will I do for money? 98 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,160 Don't ask me, copier. 99 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,400 Ask the vandals who dropped a 10-ton slab 100 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,920 on that angelic face. 101 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,960 Forgive me for earwigging, but you 102 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,280 met three husbands at funerals? 103 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,640 I did, yes. 104 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,960 Sorry, I don't believe we've met. 105 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,840 [upbeat music] 106 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:33,120 [SINGING] Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh. 107 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,760 Stylax Eurisces, terrible. 108 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:36,760 Terrible. 109 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,360 What a tragic accident that was. 110 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,240 Well, it was a mistake, rather than an accident. 111 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,880 And a very costly one. 112 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,720 So I strongly feel that I amowed some sort of compensation. 113 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,360 I see. 114 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,480 So what was yourrelationship to the deceased? 115 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,400 He was my best friend and flatmate. 116 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,440 You do realize that compensation would only 117 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,280 ever go to his next of kin? 118 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,880 And my father as well. 119 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:57,760 Father? 120 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:58,960 Yes. 121 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,560 That's what I said. 122 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,800 I'm Marcus Eurisces, Stylax's son. 123 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,440 Now, is-- isn't that weird, that you 124 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,200 didn't mention father first? 125 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,480 Yes, sorry. 126 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,440 We were such close friends that I-- 127 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,800 I sometimes forget. 128 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,320 Mhm. 129 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,080 Well, due to the ratherdramatic manner of his death, 130 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,880 the coroner struggled to learn anything 131 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,800 from your father's body. 132 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,320 Well, I can tell you it. 133 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,960 But he does know thatStylax was between 25 and 28, 134 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:23,840 from his teeth. 135 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:24,840 He-- right, yes. 136 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,720 28. [laughs] 137 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:26,720 Mm. 138 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:27,840 What does that make you then? 139 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,760 Well, I-- 140 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:30,640 14? 141 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,560 Mhm? 142 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,520 I'm 14. 143 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,840 I have a hormone condition. 144 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,720 And the grief's put years on me. 145 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,080 Horse shit. 146 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,640 You're not 14, you liar. 147 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,560 You look more like 40. 148 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,920 All right, that's a bit-- 149 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,720 You're just some chancer,trying to cash in. 150 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:44,600 Lubo? 151 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,640 OK, fine. 152 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,120 I'm not his son, all right? 153 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,720 But me and Stylax had big plans, OK? 154 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,520 And he was always talkingabout being a millionaire, so-- 155 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,120 I'd leave now if I were you. 156 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,520 My best friend, an innocent man, has died. 157 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,560 OK? 158 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:56,800 And someone has to pay. - Fine. 159 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,000 Well, I'll make sure the builder who 160 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,160 dropped the slab gets fired. 161 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:01,920 No, I mean, pay money to me. 162 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,040 Show him out, Lubo. 163 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,760 OK, it's OK, Lubo, I'm leaving. 164 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,720 [reggae music] 165 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,720 This is the living room. 166 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:10,920 Little balconette through there. 167 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:11,800 Oh, looks nice. 168 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,600 And that is the Grumio. 169 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,760 He's pretty much afixture there these days. 170 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,120 And this is the bedroom. 171 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,640 Which, as you know, has just become vacant. 172 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,120 Great. 173 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,360 I'll just give the mattressa quick firmness test. 174 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,760 Thank you so much for tidyingup for these viewings, Grumio. 175 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,280 I can't be doing housework, mate. 176 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,120 I'm knee deep in mourningfor Stylax over here. 177 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,640 Right. 178 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,000 And by mourning, you mean,generally slobbing about. 179 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,880 And really committing to it. 180 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,320 I'm officially going to seed. 181 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,680 [farts] 182 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,080 That one's for you, big man. 183 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,840 Some of us aren't ready to replace you just yet. 184 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,520 I'm not replacing him, Grumio. 185 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,920 I'm just replacing his rent money. 186 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,360 Especially not with some bearded twat 187 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,560 who Stylax's hated. 188 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,000 What?That's not true, is it, buddy? 189 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,000 Well, no. 190 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,200 That's just the grief talking. 191 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,120 Buddy. 192 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,320 Yeah. 193 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,280 I'm going to check out that balcony. 194 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,320 I know it's not ideal, OK? 195 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,960 But it's not like we have any choice. 196 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,800 [knocking] 197 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,560 Who? 198 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,040 Hi, I'm Jason. 199 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,080 Oh, great. 200 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,000 Marcus. 201 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,360 Do come in. 202 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,600 Cheers then, Aurelius. 203 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,520 We'll be in touch. 204 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,880 Any idea when that'll be? 205 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,040 Because my mom hasalready packed my things. 206 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:16,920 Sorry. 207 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,800 Marcus? 208 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,160 Can I offer you some water, Jason? 209 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,400 Oh, yeah, cheers. 210 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,920 Grumio, this is Jason. 211 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,840 He's uh, not Aurelius, crucially. 212 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,240 Jason, this is Grumio, my slave. 213 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,720 All right. Nice meat. 214 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:29,680 Thank you. It's venison. 215 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,800 Oh. 216 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,640 So shall I give you the tour then? 217 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,800 No, I'm all right. 218 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,880 What? 219 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,080 You don't want to see the room? 220 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,440 Uh, what do you mean? 221 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,800 The room, for rent. 222 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,160 Are you not here about renting the room? 223 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,040 No. 224 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,600 I'm here about my job. 225 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,040 Well, I don't think we canhelp you with that, mate. 226 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,240 No, you can, actually. 227 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,000 Go back to Crassus's construction 228 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,760 and just ask them to give my job back. 229 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,000 I'm sorry. 230 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,560 Are you the guy who dropped that slab? 231 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,480 Yeah, that's me. 232 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,080 Holy Joe. 233 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,080 - But it wasn't my fault.- Well, I'm taking that back. 234 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,520 Oh. 235 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,000 Look, I've done like,three shifts on the bows. 236 00:06:59,120 --> 00:06:59,560 I don't give a shit.You killed our best friend. 237 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,200 Come on. 238 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,560 As a slave, you must know whatit's like to be overworked. 239 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,240 Yeah, not really, as it goes. 240 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,480 Look, it's my boss's fault, really. 241 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,080 [laughs] 242 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,320 It's Crassus who's alwayslike, oh, fuck the harnesses. 243 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,560 Fuck the helmets and that. 244 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,120 The only reason he's not been arrested 245 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,200 or anything is because he'sgiving bungs to senators. 246 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,360 It's him you want to stick it on. 247 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,960 Yeah, go and stick it on them. 248 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,480 We're not taking advice from some murdering 249 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,680 prat, thank you, Grumio. 250 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,600 Please, mate. 251 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:21,720 Look, help a brother out. 252 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,720 I'm stressed. 253 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:23,760 My girlfriend's gone ape shit. 254 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,280 I think I'm getting a cold sore. 255 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,320 Still better than beingsquashed by a slab of marble. 256 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,320 Yeah, you say that. 257 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,320 But that's quick, innit? 258 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,200 Cold sores really hang about. 259 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,400 Just get the hell out! 260 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,440 All right, no need to get aggy. 261 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,200 It was nice meeting you both, anyway. 262 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,920 [scoffs] 263 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,520 I liked him best of the two. 264 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,600 [reggae music] 265 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,440 MAN: Move this! 266 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,920 [reggae music] 267 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,400 Oh. 268 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:57,800 Hi. 269 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,360 Hey, it's Grumio, innit? 270 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,240 It's Jason. 271 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,200 Squashed your mate? 272 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,160 Ah, yeah. 273 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,080 Good to see you again. 274 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,160 Yeah, what're you up to? 275 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,960 I'm trying to go to seed. 276 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,320 But it's harder than you'd think. 277 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,920 These vinos are well pricey.- Mm. 278 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,120 You? 279 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,720 I'm going to surprise my girlfriend 280 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,640 with a bit of dinner, bottleof something nice, prove I'm 281 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,120 not a complete waster, you know? 282 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,680 Mm, right. 283 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,560 Because I were thinking, ifme and you went halfsies, 284 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,840 we could buy something punchyand get shitted in the park. 285 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,720 Yeah, all right, let's do that. 286 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,680 Oh. 287 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:32,440 [reggae music] 288 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,080 Mr. Crassus, hello, it's me again. 289 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, it's the hormonal 14-year-old. 290 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,440 Shouldn't you be in school?[laughs] 291 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,840 You're the one who needsto go to school, mate, 292 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,040 to learn about corporate corruption. 293 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,280 Step on it, chaps. 294 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,400 Lose the pleb. 295 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,480 [grunts] 296 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,000 CRASSUS: Uh, right! 297 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,880 And turn! 298 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,320 What are you playing at, you loony? 299 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,120 I know you preach healthand safety guidelines. 300 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,520 Get out of my sedan, boy, now. 301 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,880 And that you've been bunging senators. 302 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,600 Grow up. You don't know dick. 303 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:01,520 Oh-ho-ho! 304 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,520 Try me. 305 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,080 I got a whistleblower, buddy. 306 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,640 And if you don't compensateme for my friend's death, 307 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,480 he will blow that whistle so loud you 308 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,280 will shit your purple pants. 309 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,080 You've got a nerve boy, haven't you? 310 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,640 Oh! 311 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,320 That is rich, coming froma dirty, low-life criminal. 312 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,520 How would you like to work for me? 313 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,800 Hey-- sorry. 314 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,040 What? 315 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,640 I don't give people handouts, Marcus. 316 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,440 But I might give them a hand up. 317 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,080 If they've got balls. 318 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,680 And if, like you, they'restubborn little weasels 319 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,200 who'll sell their mother'skidneys just to get ahead. 320 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,680 Uh, thank you? 321 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,360 If you want my money, you have to earn it. 322 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,960 Starting salary, 500 a month. 323 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,080 What do you say? 324 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:34,960 A job? 325 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:35,880 Yeah. 326 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,120 Are you yanking my plank? 327 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,280 I thought you were after compensation. 328 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,480 And I got it. 329 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,840 Sort of. 330 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,640 You know, it just takes the form of a salary. 331 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,520 Ah, that is so typical of you, that is. 332 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,760 First flash of cash and you drop your cacks. 333 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,320 It's a bloody outrage, isn't it, Jas? 334 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,920 Yeah, be careful, I would. 335 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,720 That Crassus is one shady bastard. 336 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,120 I'm sorry, what is Jas doing here? 337 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,480 I ran into him down there after, 338 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,520 and we've been hanging out. 339 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,400 He's a top man. 340 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,400 He killed Stylax. 341 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,160 Oh, we still on that, are we? 342 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,480 It weren't him. 343 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,000 It were that shitbag you were working for. 344 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,040 Yeah, well, that shitbagis going to be paying 345 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,400 our rent from now on, Grumio. 346 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,720 Well, I think that's disgusting, actually. 347 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,080 I don't care what you think. 348 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,720 You don't contribute anything. 349 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,200 You are just a sponge. 350 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,040 Sponging up all my hard work. 351 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,800 In fact, you're worse. 352 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,600 Sponges actually do the washing up. 353 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,840 I've told you, I'm going to seed. 354 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,720 Yeah, well, not under my roof, you're not. 355 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,200 I see. 356 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,040 Jas, please may I crash at your gaff? 357 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,560 Well, it's my girlfriend's gaff. 358 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,080 But yeah, sure. 359 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,000 And I'm in. 360 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,200 Fine. 361 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,360 Get out then. 362 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,760 Go and waste someone else's space. 363 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,800 I will. 364 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,560 And I'm taking this with me. 365 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,960 [reggae music] 366 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,240 Here, let me get that for you, buddy. 367 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,160 Can't have you turning up latefor your first day, can we? 368 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,080 OK. 369 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,080 Well, cheers, Aurelius. 370 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,440 OK. 371 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,760 Oh, I put a packed lunch in your bag, by the way. 372 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,320 Sarnie salad, mini quiche. 373 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,720 - You didn't need to do that.- An apple. 374 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,160 No, I know. 375 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,520 It was just to say thanksfor letting me move in. 376 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,920 OK, well, thanks for paying half the rent. 377 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,720 Hey, my pleasure. 378 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,200 Any idea what timeyou'll be home them, bud? 379 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,040 - Nah, not really. - No. 380 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:13,880 Hopefully not too late. 381 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:14,880 Ha-ha. 382 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,320 Good luck then, buddy. 383 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,960 Love you. 384 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:21,160 [reggae music] 385 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,880 Let's get you cleaned up. 386 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,720 [SINGING] Ooh, ooh, ooh. 387 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:30,160 CRASSUS: So that's a list ofall my buildings in the city. 388 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,080 Right. 389 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,000 Wow. 390 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,160 Well done. 391 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,160 Your job is to go around and clear 392 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,520 out any rubbish you find there. 393 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,000 Rubbish? 394 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,120 What sort of rubbish? 395 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,080 Squatters. 396 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,320 Defaulters. Over-stayers. 397 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,440 Ah. 398 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,360 OK. 399 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,640 You mean human rubbish. 400 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,560 Exactly. 401 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,920 Sweep 'em up, tip 'em out. 402 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,920 Yes, I just didn't realize my job 403 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,680 would involve evicting people. 404 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,560 Rubbish people. 405 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,200 Pond life, mostly. 406 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,800 It's their fault for not having their own house 407 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,240 in the first place. 408 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,120 I mean, why can't peoplebe more like Myrtle here? 409 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,320 I mean, she had the good sense to be 410 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,960 born with a house on her back. 411 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,240 Yeah, not sure turtleschoose to do that, really. 412 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,280 CRASSUS: See, bottom line is, Marcus, 413 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,960 if my buildings are full ofrubbish, I can't develop them. 414 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,600 And if I can't developthem, we don't make money. 415 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,600 And that's why we're here. 416 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,520 [laughs] 417 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,960 Yeah. 418 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,320 You see, I've got thisnew wife who's got a thing 419 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,000 for having dinner parties. 420 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,960 Which is almost as costly asmy thing for having new wives. 421 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,040 Now, if you're not up tothis, I need to know now. 422 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,680 No. No, I am. 423 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,040 Definitely. 424 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,360 I will clear out that rubbish like a big bin. 425 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,520 Right. 426 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,880 Well, off you jolly well trot then. 427 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,680 And take a hanky with you, will you. 428 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,560 What for? 429 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,680 You'll see. 430 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,680 [reggae music] 431 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,160 Oh! 432 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,640 [reggae music] 433 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,600 Oy! 434 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,600 [laughter] 435 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,600 Hit him! 436 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,560 Bastard! 437 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,520 [reggae music] 438 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,520 Oy, you! 439 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,000 [screams] 440 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,480 Dickhead! 441 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,920 [reggae music] 442 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,880 [sniffs] 443 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:09,880 [gags] 444 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 GRUMIO: Well, look who it is. 445 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,320 Grumio? 446 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,840 Hanging around in public toilets now, are you? 447 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,000 Kind of. 448 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,480 We're living in public toilets now. 449 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,160 Specifically, this one. 450 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,160 Wow. 451 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,440 You really have gone to seed. 452 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,840 I told you I were committed. 453 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,080 What happened to crashingat his girlfriend's? 454 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,120 Yeah, it didn't work out, sadly. 455 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,400 Me and her split up. 456 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,440 So me and her I had to split up and all. 457 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,800 But it's better here anyway. 458 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,560 If I want to wee in the night, I just roll over. 459 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,760 Yeah, and we're going to be making 460 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,040 some serious coin working here. 461 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:36,920 It's perfect. 462 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:37,840 Working? 463 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,080 Ah, you rent boys already? 464 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,240 No, we're freelance toilet attendants. 465 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,280 I tell you what, have a little wee, 466 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,480 and I'll give you the full service. 467 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,400 I don't actually need a wee. 468 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,440 A little poo then? 469 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,120 I don't need a poo either. 470 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,560 What are you doing here then,if you don't need a little wee 471 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,080 and you don't need a little poo? 472 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,880 I'm actually here to evict you. 473 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,960 Oh? 474 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,720 Sorry about that. 475 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,600 This place is owned by Crassus, and has 476 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,320 strong redevelopment potential. 477 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,720 Wow. 478 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,880 This is a new low. 479 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,720 Says the man living in a toilet. 480 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,720 'Cept I'm not, am I? 481 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,120 'Cause you're slinging us out. 482 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,520 You got half an hour. 483 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,600 If Stylax could see you now. 484 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:17,840 Now where we going to sleep? 485 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,160 Not where we're going to sleep, 486 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,760 Grumio, But who are we going to sleep. 487 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,640 With. 488 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,560 [electronic music] 489 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,240 [SINGING] Yeah, yeah! 490 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,560 Now, me feel specialwhen I see you move, ooh. 491 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,040 Get all closer and your skin so smooth. 492 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,320 [laughter] 493 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,160 [SINGING] Going to speak the truth. 494 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,000 Come on let me see you cut loose. 495 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,520 Throw the hands in the air. 496 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,520 You got to party like we're at the fun fair. 497 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,520 So are you going to buy me a drink then? 498 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,320 Nah, this place is shit. 499 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,280 Why don't we go somewherewhere we can try 500 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,080 out my range of scented soaps? 501 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,720 Sounds good. 502 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,840 Your place or mine? 503 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,880 Yours. 504 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,800 Definitely yours. 505 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,840 Game on, we got one. 506 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,760 Boom. 507 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,200 Sorry, who's this now? 508 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,080 Oh, this is Grumio. 509 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,280 We kind of come as a package. 510 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,760 Oh no, I ain't into that. 511 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,000 No, no, no, not like a three way. 512 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,000 He'll probably just sleep. 513 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,120 I can sleep through anything. 514 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,320 He can. 515 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,680 Like, we've been living in this toilet. 516 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,040 And he stayed asleep once when a man 517 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,080 did diarrhea next to his head. 518 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,640 Yeah, that doesn't make this any better. 519 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,360 Oh, it'd only be like, a one-night thing. 520 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,520 I'll hook up with someone else tomorrow. 521 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,480 [indistinct chatter] 522 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,960 [door shuts] 523 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,400 Hi, Aurelius. 524 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,160 Good evening. 525 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,480 Oh. 526 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,400 You've made dinner. 527 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,800 Hours ago. 528 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,000 It's probably ruined by now. 529 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,200 Sorry. 530 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,160 Work went on a bit. 531 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,760 That's fine. 532 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,680 It's just that you did sayyou wouldn't be home too late. 533 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,840 Well, I think I said hopefully. 534 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,280 Well, hopefully thefood will still be edible. 535 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,040 So how was your day then, buddy? 536 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,000 You know, it was quite stressful, actually. 537 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,520 Sorry, is that Stylax's tunic? 538 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,440 Yes. 539 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,720 I found it under his bed. 540 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,080 It's a pretty good fit, actually. 541 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,520 Uh, I wish you'd asked me before you did that. 542 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,720 Well, how can I when you're home so late? 543 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,720 It's just a bit creepy. 544 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,440 Not much of it, fine. 545 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,040 I'll take it off then. 546 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,920 Tell me that is not his loincloth. 547 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,680 Fine, I'll take that off as well. 548 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,160 No, leave it on. 549 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,480 Leave it on, take it off. 550 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,320 Honestly, I can't keep up with you, Marcus. 551 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,600 It's just clothes. 552 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,920 Stylax is gone. 553 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,040 I'm here instead. 554 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,560 And I've made a salmon tray bake. 555 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,360 You need to get yourpriorities straight, bud. 556 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,360 Yeah, you're right. 557 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,480 Great. 558 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,560 I guess I'll eat it on my own then. 559 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,480 Huh? 560 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,960 All right, Davus. 561 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,240 What's going on, Marcus? 562 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,560 You don't know where Grumio is, do you? 563 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,480 Yeah, I do. 564 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,440 He's in there. 565 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,840 What? 566 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,960 He's in the kennel? 567 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,440 Yeah, he needed somewhere to stay 568 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,240 and my dead dog weren't using it. 569 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,200 Grumio? 570 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,480 What you want? 571 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,640 To say sorry, for being a selfish prick. 572 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,800 And to ask you to come home. 573 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:01,040 I thought maybe from now on,we could go to seed together. 574 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,520 I reckon I've gone a bittoo seedy, if anything. 575 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:04,920 I ate me dinner out of a dog bowl. 576 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:05,840 What? 577 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,920 Why did you do that? 578 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,800 Well, you know, when in Rome. 579 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:09,960 [laughs] 580 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,640 What about fancy pants new job then? 581 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,320 Yeah, it's a bit more spittyand pissy than I'd hoped. 582 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,320 I'm going to quit. 583 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,280 Just tell Crassus to forget it. 584 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,440 Well, forget it? 585 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,360 He killed Stylax. 586 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,600 You can't just forget it. 587 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,240 Yeah, I reckon we should do him over. 588 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,760 OK, that's-- 589 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,000 I didn't even know you were in there. 590 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,040 Yeah, bang on. 591 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,360 We should do him over. - Right. 592 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,720 And what does that actually mean? 593 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,400 It means, like, taking back what he owes us. 594 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,920 Or taking a dump on his desk. 595 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,360 Like rough justice, basically. 596 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,840 You work with the guy. 597 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,440 Can't you come up with somedead sneaky inside job? 598 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,440 Which is still simple enough to be performed 599 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,960 by people who live in a kennel? 600 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,560 Ideally. 601 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,840 Hmm. 602 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,040 OK. 603 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,320 Here's an idea. 604 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,840 So-- Crassus has got this new trophy wife 605 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:49,960 who keeps throwing parties. 606 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,640 JASON: So we kidnap her and cut off 607 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,160 her fingers till he pays up.MARCUS: No. 608 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,640 What? I haven't finished. 609 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,280 Now, I happen to know that she's throwing 610 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,480 a dinner party tonight. 611 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,800 GRUMIO: Cool, what're they serving? 612 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,120 MARCUS: It is completely irrelevant, Grumio. 613 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,000 The point is, Crassus will be distracted. 614 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,040 So when I turn up and tell himI need more eviction notices, 615 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,480 rather than go and get them for me, 616 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,080 he'll send me off to his study. 617 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,760 But I'll go through the back door 618 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,880 and let you guys in instead. 619 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,160 JASON: And then we torch the place. 620 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,560 MARCUS: No. 621 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,440 Then we go and stealsome of the mega valuable 622 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,600 art he's got everywhere. 623 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,240 JASON: Yes, of course, art. 624 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,080 MARCUS: I mean, do we reallyneed to bring this guy with us? 625 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,360 GRUMIO: Yeah, we do. 626 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,760 Me and him come as a package these days. 627 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,200 And bingo. 628 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,480 GRUMIO: What is it? 629 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,840 The mother lode. 630 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,720 Right. 631 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,240 You two, grab an end each. 632 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,080 There's no end to grab. 633 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,080 What do you mean? 634 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,480 It's one of them bitty ones. 635 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,840 Oh, shit. 636 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,760 It's a bloody mosaic. 637 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,920 So's this one. 638 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,240 They're all stuck down. 639 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,440 The prick's got burglar-proof art. 640 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,920 Maybe we should torch the place. 641 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,160 Stop trying to torch things. 642 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,920 He's got liftable stuff as well.I've seen it. 643 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:50,800 OK, nice. 644 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:51,720 I'll go and have a nosy. 645 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,040 Yeah. 646 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,160 Keep the noise down, maybe? 647 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,160 OK. 648 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,840 We and try and Jimmy it off. 649 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,080 With what? 650 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,000 Our box of chisels? 651 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,760 No, with our fingernails. 652 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,160 I let mine grow long when I went to seed. 653 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,880 Why would you start there? 654 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,160 Force of habit. 655 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,920 Ah, one down. 656 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,320 We'll have to put it all back together. 657 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,200 That's all right, you're ace at puzzles. 658 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,760 I've never done one on this scale. 659 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,960 Maybe keep all the colors separate. 660 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,160 Oh, and another one! 661 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,320 Oh-hoo! 662 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,920 What the fuck are you playing at? 663 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,720 Hey, Crassus. 664 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,440 How's the dinner party going? 665 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,880 Are you defacing my mosaic? 666 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,800 What? 667 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:28,880 No. 668 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,800 Well, I guess we are, but-- 669 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,160 We're knicking it. 670 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,640 Because you owe us for killing our best mate, 671 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,560 you nasty bastard. 672 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,640 Shut up, you whiny bitch. 673 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,800 I don't owe you diddly shit. 674 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,520 Yeah, OK, plebs die sometimes. 675 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,440 So what? 676 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,520 Boo-bloody-hoo. 677 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,000 That's just what happens when the grown ups 678 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,760 are building civilizations. 679 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,560 Hey, I didn't get where Iam by being sentimental. 680 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,200 Case in point, you're fired. 681 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,800 Yes, I thought I might be. 682 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,360 Oi, oi, look what I found. 683 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,840 Hey, no, no, no, no. 684 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,200 No, no, put her down. 685 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,720 Oh, that's interesting. 686 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,280 I thought you weren't sentimental. 687 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,760 No, that's different. 688 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,040 No, come on. 689 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,160 Myrtle's 100 years old, for fuck's sake. 690 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,960 Oh, is she now? 691 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:10,880 Hello, deary. 692 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,480 Can you hear me all right? 693 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,960 I should warn you, this isa man of proven clumsiness. 694 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,160 That's true. 695 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,680 I mean, who knows what might happen? 696 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,440 I could, whoa-- whoa. 697 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,520 Or maybe, ah. 698 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,480 Or even, mm. 699 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,480 Oh, please, kid, be careful. 700 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,840 Actually, how would that work? 701 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,040 Would I have to unshell her first? 702 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:27,960 No, stop! 703 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,160 Please, put her down. 704 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,400 I'll give you anything you want. 705 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,760 Cash. 706 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,760 Bucket loads of sweet, sweet cash. 707 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,560 I don't carry liquid assets. 708 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,480 All my money's tied up in property. 709 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,800 That's fine. 710 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,080 We also accept property. 711 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,240 On reflection, we probablyshould have specified 712 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,920 which property we wanted. 713 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:48,960 Why? 714 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,200 This is the best one. 715 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,680 We've hit the jackpot, mate. 716 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,800 Plus you said it had strongredevelopment potential. 717 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,360 Yeah, well, I was lying, Grumio. 718 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,600 It doesn't even make a nice toilet. 719 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,640 I mean, it could make a banging wine bar. 720 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,600 Ooh, yes. 721 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,520 A wine bar. 722 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,000 We should have a wine bar. 723 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,600 That's what Stylaxwould've wanted, isn't it? 724 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,800 Yeah. 725 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,520 Well, as an idea, it's quite stupid 726 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,760 and utterly unresearched. 727 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,560 So yes, it is. 728 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,200 Well, could work, actually. 729 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,320 A bar there, kitchen through there. 730 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,640 Yes, toilets there. 731 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,640 Uh, no. 732 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,560 We should probably move those. 733 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,560 There should be nuts. 734 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,280 Loads of nuts. And crisps. 735 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,160 Yeah, and music. 736 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,440 We need music. 737 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,280 Name wise, I'mthinking something classy 738 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,480 like, World of Wine. 739 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,640 Or maybe Shithole. 740 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,320 I like Grumio's Bar. 741 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,520 OK, well, some different ideas there. 742 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,640 So we'll come back to that. 743 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,080 [reggae music] 744 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,000 [SINGING] All right. 745 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:48,400 Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, yeah. 746 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,440 Yeah, yeah. 747 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,360 Hey! 748 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,280 Two! 749 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,240 Ah! 750 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,720 I came I saw, I conquered. 751 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,200 I came, I saw, I conquered. 752 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,160 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 753 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,200 I came, I saw, I conquered. 754 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,000 Can I conquer you? 755 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,200 Got to believe me. 756 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,000 I came, I saw, I conquered. 757 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,720 I came, I saw, I conquered. 758 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,120 I came, I saw, I conquered. 759 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,320 Can I conquer you? 760 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,200 Oh yeah. 761 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,400 Can I conquer? 762 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,920 I gotta conquer? 763 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,400 I need to conquer you, you, you. 764 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,360 Baby. 765 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,400 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 766 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,160 Ah, ah, ah, ah--